11. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”—Jean Kerr ...
It’s Monday. Again. Your coffee’s already cold, your inbox is already full, and your will to work is hanging on by a paperclip. But before you fake a Wi-Fi outage or stare blankly at a spreadsheet for ...
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