SCRANTON, Pa. — Names often carry a story with them. There is strength in a name like Achilles, star power in a name like Madonna. Imagine the magnitude of joy that comes from a kitty named: Mr.

Goofiest Valley bar? Gotta be a tossup between Giligin’s and Monkey Pants. Granted, Giligin’s has Chuey the Midget Bartender and the Wheel of Fear Factor. But Monkey Pants cooks up its own brilliantly ...